"...I'll Never Look at Bacon or Porkchops the Same Way Again..."

 


The strangest thing happened in that hallowed wood. I saw “something” very peculiar. This “something” couldn’t have been higher than my knee and it was swishing in the thickets. I believed it was a deer or another one of those mischievous raccoons, so I raised my rifle and fired it once towards the bush. I take myself for a crack shot and pride myself enough to not waste more than a single shot on my prey. However, after scouting the area where I sensed the creature, there wasn’t so much as a drop of blood nor body to be found.

Later in the night while keeping watch at the campfire, I noticed a presence fall over me. It felt as if something was piercing me through with a gaze full of bloodlust. A snout pushed through the briars, and I stared into the amber eyes of the creature… a boar? Was it scoping me out or am I going crazy? The boar gave a small snort and receded back into the woods.

I slept nary a wink and refused to close my eyes for the remainder of that night. We heard squeals and grown men screaming bloody murder from the other camp. At sunrise, we ventured over and found the remains of our comrades. Mangled forms of those we called our brothers-in-arms. Whatever gods blessed us that night, we’ll never know but mark my words… I’ll never look at my bacon or porkchop rations quite the same after that night.


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